The life and times of Hiccup and Sniffles

I have learned several things in this past week of owning guinea pigs.

For one thing, I have learned how to build an entire habitat on my own. With some assistance from the boyfriend... but I could have done it on my own. Just saying.

I also learned how to MOSTLY litter train them. Its a work in progress.

Also, guinea pigs poop... like, a lot. And often. Like, a whole lot.
I don't know how to emphasize the amount of pooping they do... its a lot.

Giving guinea pigs a bath is both cute and awful. Mostly though, trimming their nails is a bigger pain. Especially when one keeps trying to poop on you the entire time.

DAGNABBIT, SNIFFLES, I AM ONLY TRYING TO BE A GOOD MOTHER.


I've also been watching a lot of youtube videos about guinea pigs. Apparently you can teach them tricks!! I want to go to there.

In addition, google is probably very puzzled by my choice of searches lately.

That is all for now. Come again children.

They are not rats.

I have some exciting news, Internet People.

Last night, two new members joined my lil famdamily.

I would like to officially welcome them:

Hiccup "Rico Suave"

and

Sniffles "Johnny Bravo."

They are the two shmooshiest most adorablest guinea pigs this side of the Mississippi.

Mr. Sniffles himself. 

Hiccup Rico Suave

Frankly, I am twelve kinds of enthused about these new lil baby shmabies. 

Dawwwwwww LOOKIT THEIR FACES.

That is all. 

And now for a list of things I don't like.

I don't like:

Coldplay

Yellowcard

Making difficult decisions

The majority of high schoolers

People who don't have the cajones to tell you something to your face

Mormon Dances

Self Righteousness

Being cut off in Traffic

Nickelback

Judgmental beotches

The color puce

That is all. 

Happy Monday, you lil biznatches.