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Yesterday, two men told me that they want me to have their babies.

Well, one asked me very matter of factly, "Will you be the mother of my children?"

I responded. "Okay, sure."


So apparently I'm going to be having these men's babies one day.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. We'll see about that.



Hey, whatever. I'll just take it as a compliment. Curse these child-bearing hips of mine. Or something.

I have a weird desire to dye my hair pink.

Just like these chicks.

Hmmm. Maybe someday.

You know what one of my very favorite things is?

When I get a new shirt, and I wash it without looking at the care label, and then it shrinks in the dryer.

THAT. Is one of my VERY favorite things.



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hate.

Aw, poo.

I feel like a ninny.

I read a lot of blogs. I have a lot of free time when work is not busy to read blogs. Don't judge me, ok?

Well, I really like reading other people's vintage/fashion/accesory/DIY/sewing/craftypants blogs. Yet I don't do any of these things myself.

I am a facsimile of a sham.

Sigh.

I really do enjoy reading those people's blogs, but they make me look at the outfit I chose for the day and I end up thinking things like:

" Oops. These pants are a size too big.

Is it really business casual if I throw on a skirt with this band t-shirt?

I guess I'll wear my hair straight today......... again.

Good heavens. I own about 500 t-shirts. "


I used to think that I don't have any style at all. But then I realized, I do have a sense of style. It's called t-shirts and jeans. And as lame and boring as that may be, that's what I wear, because its what I feel comfortable in.

Now my sunday clothes, what I wear to church-- now THAT is a different story. I have a certain affinity for 5-inch heels and quirky dresses. Sundays are where I get interesting.

Maybe some day these blogs will inspire me to actually do something intersting with my clothes. Maybe someday.

And then I'll remember how much I like that spiderman tee, and those ripped up too-big jeans, and I'll end up right back here.

In the comfy zone.

You know, I think I'm okay with that.

Nope, stop it. I'm not ready yet.

Listen, over eager people of the world.

I am NOT READY for Christmas yet.

It was just hardly Halloween a week ago. How can you possibly with any good conscience already be eager to throw yourselves into the Holiday season? What about the other Holidays? Like, oh, I don't know, THANKSGIVING?!

I hear ya, You think its hard to get excited for Thanksgiving. False. Let me build you up here with

6 GOOD REASONS YOU SHOULD BE MORE EXCITED FOR THANKSGIVING RIGHT NOW.


1. Food. Holy cow, this one's obvious. EVERYONE freaking loves food. I know I do. Even on the occasions I forget to eat, once I do, I remember how much I love food. And Thanksgiving is basically all about food. What's not to like?

2. Black Friday. I know you all look forward to this. Every single terrifying Wal-Mart patron across the nation looks forward to this day with a voracious and upsetting determination that they carry with them into the store as they stampede through the doors at 4 in the morning. That kind of excitement is fairly contagious, its true. Oh, and Cyber Monday. You know-- the monday after Thanksgiving, when everything online goes on ridiculous sales. Oh, you didn't know about this? Well, you're welcome. You now have access to kajillions of wunderbar deals via the internets. You owe me.

3. Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!!!! HOLY COW I AM SO PUMPED FOR THIS ASKLGJEWHOSDNFVRGJK. I kid you not. I have watched this parade every year for I cannot tell you how many years. Possibly since I was born. I don't know. Ask my mom. But I freaking love the Parade. The Broadway numbers, the random popstars, the freakin huge balloons... Whats not to like? Its stinking wonderful, and like, 50% of why I love Thanksgiving.

4. Traditions. I look forward to my family's Thanksgiving traditions every year! Like, we always go see a movie on Thanksgiving. My Dad brings up the Christmas tree the day after Thanksgiving. The Holiday decorations get chunked up all around our house. Even though I'm in Utah, I still find a way to participate in the bidness of traditions. Two years ago, when I was in Utah for Thanksgiving, I went with my great aunt to a movie on Thanksgiving night, and then proceeded to spend the whole next day making tons of paper snowflakes so I could decorate my apartment to be all festive-like. Traditions are pretty much the best thing, um, ever, no matter whether or not you're in close proximity to your family all the time. You can bet I'll be working that, even though I'll be here for Thanksgiving.

5. Family!! Thanksgiving is ALL about da fambly! I adore it! Whether I'm at home in GA, or out here in Mormonland, I still love spending Thanksgiving with family. That could be my own immediate family, or my mom's aunts and uncles and cousins, or my roommate's family, (who are virtually family to me at this point) but either way, Its good times had by all.

6. IT IS NOT CHRISTMAS YET. If there's one thing I learned from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade for years upon years, its that the Christmas season doesn't officially start until Santa Claus appears on his little sleigh and reindeer and junk at the VERY END of the parade. The END of it. COME ON. Respect the tradition and wait it out, kids. Christmas isn't too far away, that may be true. But just have patience, and you will get your time. Until then, enjoy your Turkey Day. For it is much, much closer in the future. Give the bird a chance.

Halloween Hoopla

Several semi exciting things have been happening lately.

For one thing, the coolest aunt in the world got a new iPhone 4s, and sent me her old iPhone 4. Which I'm wiring this post from right now. For shiz lagit.

Also, it's Halloweeny time. Woohoo! For me, this involved many caffeinated beverages, sewing a red cape for my costume, spending three collective hours curling my hair on Friday and Saturday, going to the Alpine Village free college dance party, dressing up for work, drinking more caffeine, blue contacts, and another 120 mg of caffeine to top off Monday morning. Oh, and somehow waking up today with several visible fingernail scratches on my back.

I'm classy like that. Problem is, all this caffeine makes me often completely forget to eat. Oops.

Don't even actually know what I'll end up doing tonight. Surprises are always fun I suppose. Who knows!

Anyways, Ames and I were little red riding hood and robin hood. And we live in the glenhood. There are a lot of hoods involved. Probably some hoodrats too, as our friend R.J. would say.

I hope everyone's Halloween has been extra delightful! I'm missing my nieces and nephew back in GA right now, so here's a shutout to those lil nuggets: Jimbo, Lizbiz, and Bean. See you at Christmas, munchkins!! :D

Ps Wendy.... We the people of Utah demand many photos of their Halloweeny costumed ness. Cept Maybe my roommates. I think they're tired of me going, 'Look look!! How cute!!' but who cares what those schmucks think. Your kids rock.

That is all.

I sat here and laughed for about ten minutes at this picture today.

I got a pinterest account. Nobody warned me how addictive they are.

Today I stumbled on this picture on pinterest. I serously sat at work laughing to myself for a good five minutes. I find it freaking hilarious.

Here are some more hee hees from me that have made me giggle lately. Enjoy.