Top 5 Reasons Why Vampire Weekend is Cooler Than You.

In order to keep everyone humble, I just thought I would make a little reminder of why Vampire Weekend is cooler than you. Obviously.

1) Vampire Weekend has the ability to get celebrities like Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, and Lil Jon to appear in their music videos.
Your Music videos are taken with a webcam and are of you singing Chris Brown into your hairbrush.

2) Vampire Weekend has Ezra Koenig.
Therefore, Vampire Weekend likely has more of my love than you do.

3) Vampire Weekend has been on SNL twice.
That is two more times than you.

4) Vampire Weekend's Album Contra debuted at #1 on Billboard 200.
Do you even have an album? Didn't think so.

5) Vampire Weekend loves Old People.
Do YOU love Old People like Vampire Weekend does? Doubtful.

Please feel free to suggest more reasons why Vampire Weekend is cooler than you, and I will add them, given they are awesome enough.