Everyone freakin listen for a second.

This is a public service announcement. 

If you hadn't realized it by now, I hardly ever take myself seriously. 

I say and do a lot of ridiculous things. Often on social media outlets. 

I like to post pictures of things that I think are funny and/or stupid. 

And more than anything else, I like to make fun. Mostly of myself. Only of myself, really. 

I think we all know at this point that at least 85% of what I say is sarcastic and should not be taken seriously by any means. 

I shouldn't have to make this clarification, but I'm going to anyways because apparently some people cannot get a clue. 

I am not mentally unstable.

I have real human friends that I spend time with on a regular basis. 

I am not hopelessly obsessed with my guinea pigs, nor am I a guinea pig hoarder. 

I go on dates. With actual, in the flesh boys. 

I am not currently married because I have chosen not to be yet. If I really wanted to be married right now, I would be. 

I am in excellent physical health according to my doctor. 

I am in pretty good emotional health all things considered. 

I have a loving caring family and they do not judge me or worry unnecessarily about me. 

I don't need your pity. 

I don't need your "worry." 

I don't want your superiority complex expressed upon me.

If you don't like me, if you have some sort of issue with me, if you are "worried" about me, then you don't really know me. 

And that's fine. 

But do us both a favor and lay off. 

As a final thought, an exchange between Alice and the Hatter: 

"Have I gone mad?" 

"I'm afraid so. But I'll tell you a secret - All the best people are."