Stop rolling your eyes. Stop it right now.
STAHP IT RAHN.
Anyways, I got him from a friend who could no longer keep him and knew I have guinea pigs already.
I had him for over a week before he even received a name, whereupon my brother Adumb aptly deemed him "Hufflepuff."
I've taken to calling him Puff for short.
And don't tell Hiccup or Sniffles this, but.....
I think he's most people's favorite.