I was thinking just the other day about Men.
You know, its funny. I don't think I really know a whole lot of "Men." Or, at least, DATE a lot of "Men." Boys, yes. Men, not so much.
I think you catch my drift.
Without further ado, Here are a few things that I wish I had said, but didn't, to guys that I have dated in the past.
Each comment belongs to a different guy, in no particular order.
"Unless you have some kind of larynx issue, stop clearing your throat so much. It makes you sound pretentious."
"WHAT do you even WANT?!"
"Buddy, You're the one who made things awkward. I was fine, I am fine. I told you so, I don't know why you didn't believe me. Stop feeding that ego of yours, and quit t
alking to my friends about it instead of me."
"Don't you judge me for watching Desperate Housewives........ or the Jersey Shore...... or Teen Mom......... or that. No no. Don't do it."
"So. The way you kiss. ...yeah, that's gross."
"No offense, but I would prefer not to know about those... "personal issue" medical procedures you had... ahem. That, my friend, is your own bidness. Nooo thanks."
"Well... THAT was stupid."