I don't even like bacon that much. I know, shoot me.
But for some reason, I have an unquenchable desire to try a baconater one day. Perhaps I'll start with the Son of the Baconater and work my way up to the big guy.
I really can't explain my actions to you. There's just a lot of bacon-related merchandise on the internet and it makes me giggle.
That is all.
I find each and every one of these things simultaneously delightful and upsetting.