I have learned several things in this past week of owning guinea pigs.
For one thing, I have learned how to build an entire habitat on my own. With some assistance from the boyfriend... but I could have done it on my own. Just saying.
I also learned how to MOSTLY litter train them. Its a work in progress.
Also, guinea pigs poop... like, a lot. And often. Like, a whole lot.
I don't know how to emphasize the amount of pooping they do... its a lot.
Giving guinea pigs a bath is both cute and awful. Mostly though, trimming their nails is a bigger pain. Especially when one keeps trying to poop on you the entire time.
DAGNABBIT, SNIFFLES, I AM ONLY TRYING TO BE A GOOD MOTHER.
I've also been watching a lot of youtube videos about guinea pigs. Apparently you can teach them tricks!! I want to go to there.
In addition, google is probably very puzzled by my choice of searches lately.
That is all for now. Come again children.