They are not rats.

I have some exciting news, Internet People.

Last night, two new members joined my lil famdamily.

I would like to officially welcome them:

Hiccup "Rico Suave"

and

Sniffles "Johnny Bravo."

They are the two shmooshiest most adorablest guinea pigs this side of the Mississippi.

Mr. Sniffles himself. 

Hiccup Rico Suave

Frankly, I am twelve kinds of enthused about these new lil baby shmabies. 

Dawwwwwww LOOKIT THEIR FACES.

That is all.