So, I am pretty much addicted to Chuck Norris jokes. And i also happen to use the word "intense" a lot. SO, this morning, I opened up my igoogle homepage, and I have a "Chuck Norris Fact Generator" on it, and this is what it told me today:
Every time someone uses the word "intense", Chuck Norris always replies "you know what else is intense?" followed by a roundhouse kick to the face.