Saturday, July 10, 2010

I don't think you can handle this.

ATTENTION:
Seeking a single, straight, human male in his 20s


Must be able to put up with minor cross dressing on occasion




Must have lock picking skills to be used on occasion when female gets stuck in wooden cabinets



Must be able to defend oneself against random counts of joyous attack



Must be equipped to deal with stressful situations


Must be flexible for the occasional game of twister


Must have good dental hygiene


Must have an affinity for legwarmers and loud, colorful clothing when necessary


Must be helpful in assisting clumsy partner on a regular basis


Must enjoy the finer things in life, such as Equestrianism


Must enjoy sports


Must be willing to celebrate holidays of invented country on demand


Must be able to dress up as ninja on short notice for espionage missions


Must be willing to put up with minor domestic abuse


Must be handy around the house, and able to fit into semi-small crawl spaces


Must be able to handle ALL OF THIS BIDNESS UP IN HERE HOLLA


Must enjoy the occasional chocolatey snack, guilt free


Must enjoy Baked Goods



Must enjoy healthy living and a 'green' diet.



If you fit these requirements, please contact us at
turtlebelt.blogspot.com
ask for Erin, Urrn, Ethel, Eppy, E.D. or Ronnie.



***NOTE***
Ability to drop everything and act like a bird is preferable.

1 comment:

Deb in GA said...

Hehehehehe...hahahahaha...
::wiping eyes::
Oh, yes. Dahlink, ju ahre too mahvelous.