Please refer to the following emails/conversations:
Sometimes, I get friendly, helpful emails from my Padre entitled "Useful Facts," and open them to find the following:
The other day, I called my dad to thank him for sending me another power cord for my computer when mine broke unexpectedly. As I was about to hang up, we have the following exchange:
Dad: Wait, I have something to tell you.
Erin: Whats that?
Dad:..... I don't remember.
Erin: [Long Pause]... do you remember what its about?
Dad:...No. No I don't.
Erin: Is it about school?
Erin: Is it about flying home?
Erin: Is it about the rest of the family?
[Long Pause Again]
Erin: Was it important?
Dad: I don't think so. I don't know.
Erin: Umm, well you can call me or text me when you remember I guess... yeah.
Dad: Okay. Yeah. See you later, honey.
Erin: Bye Dad.
The next day, I got an email that read the following:
My Aunt sent out an email showing us a photo of a copperhead snake that she and her coworkers found outside their office one day. My dear old dad responded with his own helpful advice:
What a wise, thoughtful, pensive, Chuck Norris-Fearing man. How fortunate am I indeed.