Yesterday, two men told me that they want me to have their babies.
Well, one asked me very matter of factly, "Will you be the mother of my children?"
I responded. "Okay, sure."
So apparently I'm going to be having these men's babies one day.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh. We'll see about that.
Hey, whatever. I'll just take it as a compliment. Curse these child-bearing hips of mine. Or something.