Yep, you heard that right. I, Erin, am the proud owner of a Forever Lazy.
I'm sure you've seen those commercials around the television set urrea lately. Theyre hard to miss.
Well let me tell you, just how they measure up to the hype.
|We initially photo'd me sporting the sassy loungewear in style, with a little sorority squat.|
As you can see, the shape of the Forever Lazy leaves something to be desired. The legs are a wee bit short, the sleeves a wee bit long, giving the pant area a gaucho sort of feel. Mm... cozy?
|Has an oh-so-handy "secret compartment" or as the less-couth may call it, butt-flap.|
And yes, those are Dave and Buster boxers. You may be jealous. I'll allow it.
I know what you're thinking. "I am far too comfortable to remove my pantaloons in order to participate in bodily functions. What now? Well they have an answer for that too. Not only does it unzip in the butt... but there's also the option to unzip it in the front for you manly-type fellows. How convenient!
|Pip pip, cheerio. I'm off to the races and whatnot.|
Of course, I had to ensure they were as versatile as the ad promised. And its true. You can be sassy and classy in any occasion with the Forever Lazy.
Now I admit, they were soft. They were even mildly snuggly. But they left something to be desired. I couldn't quite understand the allure. But as I was pondering over this predicament, unbeknownst to me, a creature was creeping up from the giant onesie with stunning, and terrifying, stealth.
|Fe... it has a hood..... TAKE MOAR PICTURESSSS|
|silhouette of loungewear or bank robbery disguise?|
|80% sure this could be mistaken for sketchy photo of bigfoot.|
|Once I put my hands in the dangerously low pockets, this is what I looked like.|
|Oh dear sweet powers that be.... ITS ALIVE|
Before I knew what to do, this creature had taken over. It was all I could do to utter a warning to my companions.....
"Fly you fools!!"
"Fly you fools!!"
IMMA GONNA EATCHOO.
Consider yourself warned.
|At least I have good things to say about the socks. They are very appropriately blue and socky. Indeed.|